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barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via fabiobirza)

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cringepics:

Alpha as fuck
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*kids show makes comment that could be twisted to be interpreted sexually*

Tumblr: hOWE IS tHIS A KIdS SHWO?!!!??!?

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The A stands for ally

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riingabel:

I guess it’s not ogre yet.

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http://miss-countess-von-fingerbang.tumblr.com/post/78065762051

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world…

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